Disclaimer: Booch cannot fetch you a thousand Instagram likes (Unless you drink it through your nose or ears).
It can make neither Justin Bieber's lyrics nor his voice sound deep. It cannot make you prettier, taller, slimmer, sexier or more liberal. It cannot get you unfired from your job. Heck, it cannot even reverse climate change.
Yet, it is the answer to 99.9% of the world's problems.
Because you see, Booch can beat the living daylights out of stress.
In fact, it can put up stress's bottom a dynamite powerful enough to blow a tunnel from India to Australia. (So the Shatabdi Express can go directly from Madras to Melbourne.)
Booch - the natural, non-alcoholic beverage that helps you chill.